The McWilliamses And The Burglar Alarm by Mark Twain

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Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine April 2000I got hooked on mystery magazines when, as a young lad, I spent a summer in Calgary with my baba and zaida. My zaida had an extensive library, which included a great number of mystery books and magazines. Among them was, of course, Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine. After that summer I got into the habit of reading it, buying an issue here or there whenever I came across one (and could afford it). I was reminded of this after re-reading my April 2000 issue, which has a “Mystery Classic.” First published in 1882, and later collected in 1916, Mark Twain’s The McWilliamses And The Burglar Alarm is a part of a series of humorous McWilliamses stories, but it stands nicely on its own. Its not actually a mystery, more of a humourous crime story. Its also a bit about marriage, doing the old jokes that were probably old when the story came out. But its still Twain! After a bit of digging and found a really good reading of it by Steve Erbach (check out his site for more readings)! Now I can share that with you.

The McWilliamses And The Burglar Alarm
By Mark Twain; Read by Steve Erbach
1 |MP3| – Approx. 15 Minutes [UNABRIDGED]
Publisher: swerbach.com/twain
Recorded: 2002
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The McWilliamses And The Burglar Alarm - art by Milan Kecman

Posted by Jesse Willis

New Releases: Blackstone Audio monthly catalogue for March 2011

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Blackstone AudiobooksTucked into the bottom of the latest batch of audiobooks to hit my PO Box there was a 16 page booklet featuring this month’s Blackstone Audio titles. So, with my expensive new scanner, I turned it into a PDF. Amongst other fascinating titles included in it (check page 12 for a biography of Lucrezia Borgia) you’ll find the much anticipated Brain Wave by Poul Anderson (read by Tom Weiner), an all-new Richard Matheson novel, and a collection of Orson Scott Card tales entitled Flux: Tales Of Human Futures. And, in addition to all the audiobooks, I am also reminded that Blackstone Audio has also been releasing NEW professional audio drama! In this month’s calatlogue there’s a new audio dramatization of The Mark Of Zorro (starring Val Kilmer) on the back page, and the third installment of The New Adventures Of Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer (Vol. 3) is in there too, and it of course stars Stacey Keach!

Have a look at the 16 page |PDF|

Posted by Jesse Willis

Review of On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers

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BLACKSTONE AUDIO - On Stranger Tides by Tim PowersOn Stranger Tides
By Tim Powers; Read by Bronson Pinchot
10 CDs – Approx. 11.7 Hours [UNABRIDGED]
Publisher: Blackstone Audio
Published: August 2010
ISBN: 9781441754981
Themes: / Fantasy / Pirates / Magic / Caribbean / Voodoo / Zombies /

On Stranger Tides follows the exploits of John “Jack Shandy” Chandagnac, who travels to the new world after the death of his puppeteer father to confront his uncle, who has apparently made off with the family fortune. During the voyage, he befriends Beth Hurwood and her father Benjamin Hurwood, an Oxford professor. Before they arrive at their destination, their ship is waylaid by Blackbeard (via Davies) and his band of pirates. With the help of the professor and his assistant, the captain is killed and Chandagnac is pressed into piracy and sorcery as Blackbeard searches for the Fountain of Lost Youth (and other nefarious goals). Chandagnac, newly dubbed “Jack Shandy,” must stop the evil plot and save Beth Hurwood.

I was all set to buy the audiobook, when I found an iPhone app for half as much.  The app has some problems though.  The sleep function only works when you disable locking on the phone.  So if you fall asleep, you might get screen-burn.  Also, frequently the app would lose its place in the current chapter, and if I didn’t write down my place in Simplenote app, I would have had to start the chapter over.  Otherwise it was a bargain.

I have some reservations with this book as an audiobook.  Bronson Pinchot is very dramatic in his reading of the dense text, but if you’re in your car or walking in public with some ambient noise, some of the whispering (Blackbeard), mumbling, and toothless (Skank) characters may be hard to hear.  Plus, the plot is so Byzantine, if you miss some important piece of information, you may not know what is going on later on, and get bored.  And watch out because some of the characters have multiple names, like Blackbeard may also be called Thatch or Hunzie Conzo (?), and others.  Hurwood and Shandy’s uncle assume different identities as well.  Even ships like the Vociferous Carmichael may change their identities.  This link may help (possible spoilers).  (Help me, Wikipedia, with a better plot summary.)  By the way, this is how you spell ‘Bocor’ (“Hatian witchdoctor”).  You’ll want to google it .  I’m still not sure what a ‘loa’ is.  Plus you have to watch out for scenes that only take place in fantasy, or within characters’ minds.  I found much more enjoyment when I listened to the book in a quiet room and actually took notes.  But it took a little more effort than I want from a novel.  The characters didn’t seem to have much depth to me, except maybe the evil zophtig Leo Friend.  So the plot is the highlight, and there are some good scenes toward the end, some memorable death and puppetry.

Also, listening to Tim Powers’ 2010 interview (scroll down) on the Agony Column helped me appreciate the book more.  He talks about this book around the 8 minute mark.  His method is to research and find ’20 cool true things’ and string them together into a novel.  (Yes, Blackbeard was real.)  If only the book had a nice appendix.

Remember, never eat a chicken with writing on the beak.

posted by Tamahome

BBC7: Darker Side Of The Border

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BBC Radio 7 - BBC7Dramatist Marty Ross points us to his three new plays entitled Darker Side Of The Border. Sez Ross:

“[These] plays are going out on BBC Radio 7 this week – three free dramatisations of classic Scottish tales of terror: one a day from Monday 14th March to Wednesday 15th, broadcast at 6pm and midnight, UK time. If you don’t have direct access to this digital channel, don’t worry – as each play gets posted on the Radio 7 website for 7 days precisely from the time of UK broadcast, so the first play gets posted 6pm UK time Monday and is available till 6pm UK time the NEXT Monday, the next play posted 6pm Tuesday and so on.”

The three plays are:
MONDAY – The Captain Of The Polestar
Based on the story by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
An arctic ghost story. “A young doctor sails on a whaling ship.”

TUESDAY – Olalla
Based on a story by Robert Louis Stevenson
An eerie Spanish tale of tragic love and family secrets. “A soldier who falls in love while convalescing.”

WEDNESDAY – The Brownie Of The Black Haggs
Based on a story by James Hogg
A very strange tale of deranged, demonic passion. “Bossy Lady Wheelhope becomes strangely obsessed with a mysterious servant.”

Thanks Marty!

I’m hoping someone puts these up on RadioArchive.cc, that way I can listen to them in the more portable MP3 format.

Posted by Jesse Willis

Recent Arrivals: Darla Middlebrook – voice talent

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I maintain a PO box, which is primarily for receiving parcels from Scott. That makes it worth the expense. But, the address is also posted on our about page. And so, every once in a while, I get an unsolicited book, catalogue or something else. This one falls into the latter category. A CD full of audiobook samples!?!?

Darla Middlebrook

It came with a letter:

Greetings to Jesse Willis,

I am a voice talent specializing in storytelling and audio book narration. The novel, “In The Company Of Ogres” by A. Lee Martinez, has captured my heart and imagination. This is a book that just cries out to be spoken. I would very much like to have you
consider allowing me to narrate this novel and bring its characters to life. I have the ability to record audio books and deliver the recordings to you.

You would have several different delivery formats from which to choose. I am, currently, in the process of narrating and editing two biographies for Redwood Audio Books. My passion, however, is for the sci-fi fantasy genre. The attached CD contains two samples of my narration from “In The Company Of Ogres“. In addition, the CD contains samples of narration from other sources. If you would like to know more about me and hear more samples of my voicing, please visit my website at: http://darlasvoice.net

Looking forward to working with you.

Best regards,
Darla Middlebrook –http://darlasvoice.net
28 Arrowhead Road
Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan S6J 183
CANADA

Sorry Darla. SFFaudio doesn’t make audiobooks, commercial or otherwise. I’ve solicited a few friends to record some for a podcast, but that is never a commercial venture. From the sample CD (also available in mp3s on your website), I can hear you do have a good narrator’s voice. I hope you can make a go of it.

Posted by Jesse Willis

LibriVox: The Bobbsey Twins At The Seashore by Laura Lee Hope

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The Bobbsey Twins At The Seashore was the third Stratemeyer Syndicate‘s longest running series. It details the semi-nauticaul adventures of the Bobbsey family, which includes two sets of fraternal twins: Bert and Nan, who are 12 years old, and Flossie and Freddie, who are six. I got my copy through an inheritance. My grandmother had kept many of the books that her five sons grew up with. Based on the penciling in this one I’m guessing it was greatly valued by my father. He put his name, address and phone number in it, probably when he was around five years old. By the time I got to it, the other day, both the front and back covers had fallen off, and all the previous repair work only just held the pages in. So, with great pain, I cracked the remainder of the spine, peeled off the masking tape and now, with the help of a couple of students and a $500 scanner, I have a digital picture book edition to enhance our enjoyment of the audiobook. |PDF|

LIBRIVOX -The Bobbsey Twins At The Seashore by Laura Lee HopeThe Bobbsey Twins At The Seashore
By Laura Lee Hope (aka Lilian C. Garis); Read by various
21 Zipped MP3 Files or Podcast – Approx. 3 Hours 40 Minutes [UNABRIDGED]
Publisher: LibriVox.org
Published: March 03, 2011
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In this third volume of the “Bobbsey Twin Series”, the twins – Nan and Bert and Freddie and Flossie – go with their family to visit relatives at the seashore. Excitement and adventure are sure to abound!

Podcast Feed: http://librivox.org/rss/4906
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[Thanks also to: Maria Therese, Linette Geisel and Elli]

Posted by Jesse Willis