Jesse, Maissa Bessada, and Alex (Pulpcovers) talk about A Murder In Hollywood by Michael Crichton
Talked about on today’s show:
a 2026 novel, Michael Crichton, evocative, the narrator, Ray Porter, sorta simple, which detective he’s modelling, a theory, Hercule Poirot, Sherlock Holmes, H.P., except for the egg part, fussy, bragging about how great he is, a good beach read, fast paced, well told, Hollywood insight, the document we’re reading is supposed to come from, I can bring up those details if you want?, supposed to be talking, a recorded conversation, an after action report, seduce some co-ed, self-aggrandizing, in a bar with a double scotch, exactly where he is, who actually did the murder, second reveal, not a full reveal, the title, an accident in Hollywood, why are there ten more pages, oh the murder, film sets, kinda know what a gaffer is, was a film director, in 1973?, even while in medical school, The Andromeda Strain, the people at med school learned he was writing, the book is Binary, A Case Of Need, made by Blake Edwards, didn’t age well, Breakfast At Tiffany’s, A Shot In The Dark, The Great Race, The Pink Panther, Westworld is filmed in the west, like a period piece, set in a fictional old west town, already a meta of the thing, when did Michael Crichton go to Arizona, a 1959 article by Michael Crichton in the New York Times, the forward to this book, wow!, 13, pesky kids, prodigious kids, he had a typewriter, when Clark Ashton Smith hit the newspapers he was very your, California boy writes poetry, a big deal, thick thick, Lovecraft was all over his newspaper, a column on astronomy, what’s going on in the skies right now, arguing with astrologers, can all this novel be explained by Michael Crichton being a Scorpio, way to simple, throwing that in there, not supposed to make that character look good, our narrator is kinda like Dr Watson, A Study In Scarlet, it doesn’t quite fit, the least popular Sherlock Holmes thing ever written, a fakeout at the core of the murder scene, RACHE, written in blood, German for revenge, a lot of stuff like that, trying to solve the mystery, taking note of the camera, and the repeated mention of the nitrogen ram, fell and hit his head, the window open, for the insurance, Sherlock Holmes cares about justice, Perkins, I’m not the police, reporting to the studio heads, so thorough and so Sherlock Holmesy, I like to think no, dismissed Clete so thoroughly and quickly, Alex is right, he’s also a mercenary, the very first line of the book, we’ll make it right, how you gonna keep Clete out of it?, what he was hired for, very damning of Hollywood, everything is corrupt, those girls at the airport, fancy meeting you here, our hero is the cut-out, how are we getting this text, it doesn’t matter what’s real, renovating his place, painted to look like real wood, in the 70s, such a modern complaint, obviously been on a movie set, shadowing Robert Wise, if this was from 1973, if he was going to publish it as John Lange, hurt him a little bit, so revealing, lost in the shuffle, switched to writing as Crichton, finished book, super-polished, nice and concise, it can get quite ponderous, a hefty paperback, it’s not more than what it is, almost reads like a novella than a full length novel, very tightly written, dwell on a lot of things, red herrings to distract you from an important, this girl is crazy, a lot of characters, keeping all the names straight, the names in this, distinctive and memorable, map them to real people, who’s the Yul Brenner in this book?, part of the point of what he’s doing, our ultimate villain, killing his own stuntman, what the plot of Blood Rock is, a time of transition, teaching old values, what we get of the script, revenge, stealing women, acting on stage, people standing and giving lines, the way it is cut up for film, stand around doing nothing, somebody dropped a prop, the actors have to keep the show going, a Murder on the Avon, related to the film being axed, turned out great, made money, Madame Bovary, stunts, tripped going in the house, a drawing room, the Moana remake, a clip floating around, runs down the mountain, greenscreen, The Sound Of Music, slide, you couldn’t possibly expect…, westerns, reliable, horror movies, as a murder mystery this is a good book, was he murdered?, an open question, we gotta replace the writer, blackmailing, to get more money, he didn’t deliver anything, the female lead, Sally Oldman, Sally Vega, Suzy Vega, a name to give to a blonde, fired for incompetence, she’s blind and no one knew, can’t hit her marks, we got a really good insight into studio staging, on location, he’s great at what he does, wrung out the possibilities, a little lesson, the publicity guy, he has to be everywhere he has to do everything, he knows every person who has any responsibility for making the movie a success, the perfect piece to pick, calling it out, how could it possibly be a series?, the assistant to Perkins, insurance fraud, why Murder She Wrote is stupid and funny, wherever this lady goes there’s suddenly a murder, Cabot Cove’s murder rate, a cosy farce, stolen things, blackmail letters, very few murders, submarine plans went missing, fairly high-tech, bicycling, bodybuilding, the power of bicycles, you don’t have to feed it, you don’t have to house it, faster than walking, to increase your power, you’re there, very empowering for women, run over or poked, turns out to be protecting her, totally up for more Michael Crichton, by another hand, assume what a sequel will look like, accurate, how much drugs were happening in the 70s in Hollywood, they’re all on pills, nobody was sober, the psychiatrist to Marilyn Monroe, axed, only the one scene, that guy aint good, killed herself/murdered, she did not have a happy life, a huge star, that song is so annoying, recycled that for her, very Hollywood, the Oscar list of stars who had died, who they don’t put on there, Stagecoach (1939), a period piece, not enough name recognition, Jurassic Park movies, people love Dinosaurs, the brand, Prey, Rising Sun, Disclosure, Netflix could do a thing with this, they do a lot of terrible things, the original Westworld on Netflix, a staple of HBO, the audience for it is not a film audience anymore, Prime, a subscription, promoting things, they’re so focused on kissing scenes, this is not the movie audience, too expensive and too few things looking forward to, experienced well in the movie theatre, being in the theatre, wasted my fucking money, who is the audience for A Murder In Hollywood as a film, break up into 6 episodes of someone, isn’t it weird they translated that, Westworld the movie, some of his best novels are movies, instead of writing the book, Looker (1981), reading Predator, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale and Total Recall, make ai actors, it’s a murder mystery, it stars Albert Finney, a plastic surgeon, a little fix, an evil James Coburn is an ai bro, the liferights to the ai actor, there is no book, the book is the movie, a great read, a great movie, which one is better, the film stock, still set in a similar time, Runaway (1984), as a book, his ideas are what makes him a great filmmaker and a great writer, he could throwaway something like this, leave that in a drawer, the dinosaur hunting one, and the pirate one, another drawer novel, digging up fossils, early paleontology, some stuff about how fossiling has always been an industry for faking, fake hominids, H.G. Wells, entertainment, drawing an audience, the most accurate representation changes every 10 years, what looks cooler?, about the size of the chicken, sharper teeth, the Jurassic World movies, the new super-dinosaur, we built them that way, designed to look cool, none of this is real, Triumphs Of A Taxidermist: A Confidential Conversation by H.G. Wells, the history of candy, rot and corruption, name drops, Paul Newman and Robert Redford, Blackstone picked up all the John Lange books, the new one, one of the few independent publishers, readable books, magic professional version, twice in recorded history, in 1066 we invaded England, 1634 moved to Maryland, persecution, English recusant Catholics, Lord Baltimore, the title, an Irish name, lose the lands, learned a thing or two, a fun book.

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